Over the weekend Saturday Night Live ran a skit that basically mocked the Democrats for their sordid role in the Housing debacle & the bailout that followed. Some are theorizing that the skit was a little too accurate, & too embarrassing to the Democrats portrayed in it, including on very wealthy & powerful George Soros. Now, NBC has removed it from their site, & demanded that it be removed from Youtube, while leaving other videos up, including those videos that mock Sarah Palin.
Someone has got the video back up. I’m not sure how long it will last, but its disappearance from NBC’s Saturday Night Live website makes me wonder if we aren’t headed to being a country where we have “state run” TV?
Note: If the video gets deleted again, Michelle Malkin has kindly transcribed it & made screen shots for you here.
Ok, pretty much everyone knows (Mr. Footinmouth) Joe Biden’s tendency to let his mouth get about ten seconds ahead of his brain right?
Well in the video below a questioner asks about whether the candidates at the town hall forum would protect the 2nd amendment rights of citizens. He holds up his assault rifle, & obviously very facetiously refers to it as his “baby”. People do this all the time, with all kinds of inanimate objects from the innocuous to the most deadly of items, (cars, guns, motorcycles, boats, horses, pit bulls, poodles, golf clubs ect,) yet Biden chose to berate & belittle this particular individual because as usual, he saw an opportunity to attack someone purely to score political points, no matter how unfair or misguided Biden’s comments were. He basically said that because the man called his gun “his baby”, he needs to have his head examined. Well I guess about half of America at least will have to make appointments too Joe. I would dare to say that Biden has probably used the phrase as well, in reference to something other than his biological children. It’s moments like the one that you’ll see on the video below that help me understand why Obama picked Biden as his VP. Birds of a feather flock together, & Obama needed someone as extreme & arrogant as he is. I have to say though, Biden seems to be giving Obama a run for his money in the cocky elitist dept.. Check it:
I bet Biden has names for each of his golf clubs, & considers “Shooter McGavin” from the movie Happy Gilmore to be his hero. But If that’s the case, I don’t think it renders the man insane.. That’s not Biden’s problem. His problem is that he’s convinced of his own greatness, & his being right all the time is a foregone conclusion in his own mind.
But Joe is usually found to be exaggerating. He admits this himself here.
I for one would prefer it if Joe keeps talking.. I’m not so sure Obama will like the results though..
Between Obama’s inherent falseness, & his wife Michelle’s incessant claims that America is a “mean county”, I have taken the “liberty” to help them find a perfect concession song for when they lose to John McCain in November. It will help them save face… America in all her grace will forgive you Obama, but you have to at least make a veiled effort to concede gracefully, so I thought this song would be about as close as you could get. You should have kept Hillary on board too & made her your VP candidate! You would have had a better chance, so with this song you can “almost” apologize/concede to her too at the same time!
Here you go.. Enjoy!!
Maybe we can re-cut it as “Blame it on McCain” for ya Baby!! But whatever you do, don’t put the blame on you!
Here I’ll even write it for you Mr. Obama!
Your new Chorus:
You let her (Hillary) walk away, now it just don’t feel the same
Gotta blame it on somethin’, Gotta Blame it on somethin’
Blame it on McCain, cause your polls are fallin’
Blame it the Stars, on Convention night..
Whatever you do, don’t put the blame on you..
Blame it on McCain, Yeah, Yeah! You can blame it on McCain..
The Obama campaign is crying again that they’re being “picked on” by that big bad John McCain bully. You know, the guy they say can’t win? Well they seem pretty worried that he could to me. Obama Campaign Manager David Plouffe pulled his binky out of his mouth today long enough to spit up this little gem all over his constituents:
“While supporters like you are out knocking on doors, registering new voters, and organizing in your local communities, our opponents are not even trying to match your efforts. Instead, they’re spending millions to spread the smear that Barack is just a ‘celebrity’ and that our grassroots movement is just a bunch of mindless fans,” Plouffe wrote in the e-mail in what is one of his harshest assessments to date of McCain’s ‘Celebrity’ ad.
Now my first reaction is if Democrat voters are NOT dopes & fair weather fans, then why do you have to knock on their doors to get them to register to vote?
I mean it’s not our fault that we Conservatives actually instill in our children at a young age that voting is important, while Democrats are apparently failing to do so. Why do Democrats need to go out & convince other Democrats to vote?
Of course we’re not “matching their efforts”. We don’t need to! Our kids actually WANT TO VOTE without being practically cattle prodded by strangers showing up at their houses & guilting them into registering to vote.
It’s just another in a series of veiled attempts of the Obama camp to make Barack look like he’s being victimized by the McCain campaign.
Here’s the real deal though..
Barack Obama & his people are flabbergasted at how easy it was for McCain to cool down their poll numbers, even after the Obama Rock Star tour.
They are freaking out because they’ve been bested with little effort by old (as Paris Hilton would call him) “White Haired Dude”.
Admittedly the Obama campaign started out hot, but it seems that John McCain so easily put out their hot streak, you’d think he was the Snow Mizer himself. That’s right, Mr “ten below” just cooled off the hottest ticket in politics, & he did it without even taking off his pajamas, let alone running around the world acting like a Prima Donna, kissing the heads of those babies who’ve survived Obama’s policies, & racking up the charges on his “carbon credit” card, like One Mr. O..
Hot Barack Obama girl fans & you cold hearted meanie McCain supporters, I leave you with this:
You just have to see the story, but basically SOME Arabs with no sense of humor are outraged “again”. This time they are outraged over a Nissan ad that portrays them as being, (go figure) OUTRAGED!
Tonight I watched the Democratic National committee stand there & flat out lie to the American people about what THEY can do for this country, & what Bush hasn’t done. The truth is they have had control of most of this country’s power for two years now, with their control of the US Congress, & they’ve gotten less done than any congress in history. They have the lowest approval rating of any Congress in history. They have the nerve say that “On Bush’s watch” this, & on Bush’s watch that, when they are the ones who had the opportunity to change things, & they completely squandered it.
How we let morally corrupt trash like Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid & Howard Dean become leaders in this once great nation, is beyond reason. They lie constantly & do it with absolutely no remorse or conscience.
They have the gall to blame the Gas Prices on Bush, when they were the ones proposing more taxes on companies that bring us our energy, thus eventually driving up the prices even more. Their party is the party that keeps us from drilling for our own oil & natural gas resources on OUR OWN SOIL.
I really don’t know what to say to my fellow Americans other than you’d better get your head out of your XBox, Sex in the City, & whatever else is distracting you from caring about what kind of corruption is occurring in the Government of the United States. These people are intentionally destroying the sovereignty of this nation because they believe in selling out to our enemies for a quick political payoff. Most Democrats do not fear God, because they don’t believe in him in the first place, so why would they have a problem with lying? They don’t believe that they will face eternal consequences for their actions, so what do these old farts like Pelosi & Reid care if they destroy the nation? The way they see it is when they’re dead they’re dead, so they might as well get all they can while they are alive.
It is critical that we take out the trash in the next 8-12 years, starting with most of the Democratic Party. As I said, I have never in all my life seen more people in a position of such power who are so willing to flat out lie to our faces for personal & political power & gain. Remember, one of the biggest problems facing this nation today is an energy crisis, & these people have the nerve to point the finger at others after 2 years of controlling the congress & doing almost nothing.
There is one comfort I have in all of this, & that is that I know that those who lie & cheat without conscience will face the wrath of God when he returns. That includes people like Howard Dean who’s viral lying words about President George Bush go far beyond constructive criticism.
Then there’s that complete scumbag Senator Debbie Stabow who has the nerve to blame Bush’s economic policies for her democratic tax & spend government’s failures in Michigan. Democrats have run Michigan into the ground, & this psychopath had the nerve to get up on CSpan & blame Bush. Bush is to blame for everything if you’re a Democrat. A manhole transformer explosion can occur in Moscow, & the Democrats will say that’s Bush’s fault too. These people are less insane than they are just plan evil, but they are a some of both.
My fellow Americans, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you have turned your government over to one of the most vile broods of viper in all history, & they want to put a closet Muslim Extremist sympathizer in office to further undermine our sovereignty, & submit to like minded liberal,fascist,communist,socialist governments around the world. If we don’t begin to take out the garbage soon, you will be living under a tyranny that will be painful to remove.. It’s critical to your future & the future of your children that you remove this tumor that is growing on our nation.
After I watched the horrid drivel coming from the DNC, the idiots (like Mike German) from the ACLU had their turn spewing their hypocrisy & rhetoric (since they are are a front for the Democrats) on privacy & surveillance.
They sadly & pathetically try to use the abuse perpetrated by ONE police officer using an infrared camera to spot a couple making out on a roof, as proof that “Bush’s” surveillance policies have violated the privacy of the American people. Yet I’ve worked for Democrats at a college they run, & they monitor people’s phone calls, confiscate the hard drives & IM Logs of any employee that’s quit or been fired, & regularly try to brainwash employees about global warming & a host of other social issues that have nothing to do with their Job requirements.
In short, Democrats are largely vile & despicable lying hypocrites, & the way you can tell if they are lying to you, is if they are communicating to you in any way whatsoever, be it speech, writing, or hand signs. Turn this country over to these people, & we will be doomed to more than listening to the Liberal employees at Starbucks trying to force us to say “Grande”, “Venti”, & “Tall”, instead of speaking english in the United States. We will be doomed to bowing to the whims of the democratic party & whatever terms they have made with the devil while selling out our country to terrorists & their sympathizers.
My message to my fellow countrymen & women is to wake up & see what evil is creeping up on you. They want to tell you what size car to drive, take away your guns, & tell you that you can’t have bibles or prayer in public schools, yet they speak out the other side of their mouths about their concerns of over liberty & Government surveillance. These people are lying scum, & the Democratic party as it currently exists, must be defeated & destroyed, period. It has lost it’s moral compass, & besides it’s advocation of murdering babies & pushing the gay agenda on the American people, & blatantly lying to the public about phantom environmental concerns like “Global Warming” it’s list of moral atrocities grow exponentially every year. They have infiltrated & completely taken over the news media & educational system so that they can control the information the American people receive, & they regularly attack any media outlet with whom they either don’t agree, or who tries to present anything other than a liberal view. Liberals these days only believe in their own liberty. If you want proof, watch C-Span. It really should be call “C-Spam” (for cerebral spam), but that would be too much honesty for a liberal network to handle.
Oh. one more thing.. I wonder if it’s any coincidence that there was a man in some hardcore Muslim garb sitting in the CSPAN audience & listening intently to Mike German from the ACLU? Talk about surveillance…
Warning:
Do not watch the following video on a full stomach. It is not profane in any way, but it suffers from a cheesy homeboy factor of extraordinary proportions. No Food Before Watching!
For Real, Not Jokin, Ya’ll be Throwin It Up!
This is what they want for our future? Mom! Mommy? I’m scared… Why did they do this?
Kudos to Larry King for breaking ranks with the rest of the liberal media, & asking Democratic Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi some tough questions on gas prices.
From her responses, including the current average price of gasoline, clearly she has a complete disconnect from the financial realities faced by those of us who do not have a personal government chauffeur. When responding to Larry King’s question on why the Democrats haven’t fulfilled their promise to “fix” gas prices, first she replies with the Democrat standard issue “It’s Bush’s fault” mantra, then she naively states that the current average price of gas is $2.56. King then corrects her saying “No, I think it’s $3.50 a gallon they’re saying now.” (Apparently King doesn’t buy his own gasoline either, or it’s inconsequential to him as well because of his high income; oo, like Nancy Pelosi he relies on others to tell him how much it is now.)
She goes on to reply “So it went down six cents.” Hmmm.. How did she get from $2.56, to Kings’ correcting her with his statement of $3.50 per gallon & then come out with “So it went down six cents….” ? Seems to me that the price went up from the figure she believed was right.. I mean as usual, she didn’t acknowledge the correction, so we have to go by her original quote. Because she (in her usual elitist & arrogant way) gave no explanation for being so far off, we can only assume that she really has no clue what’s going on.
It appears that the current leader of the United States Senate is both “mathematically challenged” (we’re talking about a Democrat here, so I have to be politically correct right?), & she has no clue what the American people are facing in the real world. You know, the world she DOESN’T live in?
All true.. Here it is in living color.. See for yourself:
Now wait.. WAIT! Don’t go away! I know that last part sounds a little boring, but read on.
On Monday, PETA launched the campaign offsetalgore.com (conveniently timed for Earth Day) in an attempt to counter the effects that they say the former vice president’s meat-laden diet has on Mother Nature.
Recently a report published by the United Nations claimed that raising animals for food generates about 40 percent more greenhouse gas emissions than all the cars, trucks, ships and planes in the world combined.
Aaah but all Ye sane people gather round. Isn’t it a beautiful thing to watch when the criminally insane fascists of the world begin to turn on each other & implode while imposing their individual wills & world views on each other? Like Hillary & Obama, the more they spend their time beating each other to a pulp, the less time they have to bother us normal folks! Quick! All hail ye your local Arby’s roast beef establishment!
Finally instead of everything from hang nails to the collapse of foreign governments being Bush’s fault, SOMETHING is finally being blamed on the Greenbat Reverend Al Gore.. Now the fact that it’s all crazy junk science in the first place notwithstanding, it does prove that old saying to be true; “Oh what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive.”
Whether we sane folks like it or not, PETA has indeed become a quasi-influential organization. Today I like that..
Al’s green-battery against the rest of us is now coming full circle to bite him in his beef & pork padded fat ass, & yes, I am enjoying this tremendously. In fact, I’m enjoying this SO MUCH, that I’m going to go now, because I’m going to celebrate this monumental event by having a giant roast beef sandwich at Arby’s for lunch! Yes I am… No I’m serious… I’m going.. Now… You liberals can’t stop me by laying in front of my SUV, because you don’t know which one I’m going to!
FAA safety inspectors Bobby Boutris and Douglas Peters told CNN Wednesday they brought information about Southwest’s lack of compliance with mandatory inspection protocols to their supervisors, but the FAA did nothing.
Boutris said the airline tried to have him removed from the inspections.
Dirty dirty dirty play!
“Bobby and I were not happy with the state of Southwest Airlines’ maintenance program,” Peters told CNN Wednesday. “We weren’t happy. And we saw the airline was at risk due to the lax oversight. And because of this, we just weren’t willing to accept anything other than sweeping change.” Full Story Here
FAA = Federal Airheads Anonymous?
Money talks, & safety walks.. Your tax dollars at work peeps…
A Mock Discussion follows, of what an Inspection at Southwest Airlines “might” look like. This is purely satirical mind you.
Supervisor:
Hey Bob, how’s that turbine inspection going? We have another plane to do before your union mandatory 3 hour coffee break.
Bob:
Oh, everything is going great sir.. Almost done..
Supervisor:
Find any cracks or anything?
Bob:
Not a one Sir, & the dye never lies.
Supervisor:
Good, Good.. Hey umm.. Is that food coloring you’re using?
Bob:
Yes, & vinegar.. I forgot to re-order some Magnaflux dye, so I went to the cafeteria & got this food coloring stuff from the sushi chef. Pretty slick huh?
Supervisor:
Oh ok, yeah that’s what I love about you Bob, always improvising in a pinch! Just bring it back to them when you’re done. I don’t want them to charge it to my department. *laughs* Gotta watch out for that overhead so I can keep those bonuses coming to us all, you know?
Hey uh.. Not to question your judgment or anything, but are you sure the food coloring will show any fatigue cracks in those turbines?
Bob: Oh hell yeah.. Last year at Easter, I was helping my little girl color Easter eggs with this stuff. As soon as we dipped this one egg in it, we could see all kinds of cracks & flaws in that sucker! Boy we threw that one away fast! Only the best for my little girl! *laughs*
Supervisor:
*Laughs too* Ok Bob, well when you’re done come up to the break room. A bunch of us guys are gonna watch Snakes on a Plane.
Too stupid to use a cell phone without walking into a Lamp Post? Not to worry! The UK Government’s latest role is to YOU GUESSED IT! Protect you, from YOU!
A pilot program has been launched in Brick Lane London after it was found to have the highest number of ‘walking and texting’ injuries in the country.
Hey I have an idea! Why don’t we make them buy cell phone insurance or just “walking insurance”, just in case they also damage some public property with their thick skulls, or hurt someone else by walking into them? With a skull that dense you could really hurt someone bad!
We could make a lot of money off of it à la Al Gore & his global warming/carbon credit scheme!
You know years ago I would have thought this story was a joke, but now I believe with more liberal fruitcakes in power in the U.S., this will also be coming to a city in the U.S. soon, along with the new Barack Hussein Obama “Change” program for pay phones.
That’s the one where you type out on the pay phone number/letter pad that you’re poor & homeless, & then the pay phone spits out a few dollars in “Change” for you to make a call with, or by drugs or whatever else you want.
Isn’t Socialism/Communism just great??!
I need to go stock up on food & ammo… It’s getting really weird out there. ~ Dan Lee
The best way for me to describe what’s happening here, is for me to parody the song “End of the Road”, originally performed by Boyz II Men. So here it is re-written as a duet for your reading pleasure. I may just have to perform it later.. ~Dan Lee
“End of the Road” for Hillary
Hillary sings to the Super delegates:
We belong together
And you know that I’m right
Why do you play with my votes,
Why do you play with my mind?
Said we’d be forever
Said it’d never die
How could you love me and leave me
for that Dumbo, Obama guy?
Super Delegates sing in Chorus:
Girl we can’t sleep at night if we don’t do what’s right
Girl, each time we try you just break down and cry
The voters have said; oh I’d rather be dead
Then elect you this time around
Chorus:
Although we’ve come to the end of the road
Still you can’t let go
It’s unnatural, you keep haunting us, we’re not wanting you
So we’ve Come to the end of the road
Still you won’t let go
It’s unnatural, you keep haunting us, we’re not wanting you
SuperDels take the next verse too:
Girl, I know you Still love us,
You just don’t realize
You’ve never been here before
It’s only your first time
Maybe you’ll forgive us, hmm
Maybe you’ll try
Now is the time too forgive as we suck up
to the new guy
Girl, you’ll love us again like you loved us before
but next time we want you to love us much more
We’re Super Dels, we can make your life hell
So baby, just don’t let us down
Repeat Chorus
(spoken word breakdown by Jessie Jackson )
Girl we’re here for you
All those times of night when you just cry
cuz we just run out with that Obama fella
Baby we knew about it, we just didn’t care
You just don’t understand how much we love you do you?
We’re here for you
We caucus members weren’t out to cheat on you all night
Like you did to us in Florida with the Primaries baby, but that’s all right
Hey, we love you anyway
And we’re still gonna be here for you ’till our dying days baby
Right now, were just so torn baby
Coz you just won’t take a Cabinet Position with Obama
Will you? just come back to us
(lonely)
Yes baby our hearts are lonely
(lonely)
Our hearts hurt baby
(lonely)
Yes we feel your pain too
Baby please
Obama Grabs the mic:
Lay down you head on my political bed
And baby just don’t let me go
Repeat Chorus
A 2008 derivative work Parody, by Dan Lee
Be sure to see Michelle Malkin’s awesome parody here as well.
