UK, offering “Padded Protection” for stupid people. Socialism at it’s best!
Too stupid to use a cell phone without walking into a Lamp Post? Not to worry! The UK Government’s latest role is to YOU GUESSED IT! Protect you, from YOU!
Padded lampposts are being trialled in a London street to protect inattentive pedestrians.
A pilot program has been launched in Brick Lane London after it was found to have the highest number of ‘walking and texting’ injuries in the country.
Hey I have an idea! Why don’t we make them buy cell phone insurance or just “walking insurance”, just in case they also damage some public property with their thick skulls, or hurt someone else by walking into them? With a skull that dense you could really hurt someone bad!
We could make a lot of money off of it à la Al Gore & his global warming/carbon credit scheme!
You know years ago I would have thought this story was a joke, but now I believe with more liberal fruitcakes in power in the U.S., this will also be coming to a city in the U.S. soon, along with the new Barack Hussein Obama “Change” program for pay phones.
That’s the one where you type out on the pay phone number/letter pad that you’re poor & homeless, & then the pay phone spits out a few dollars in “Change” for you to make a call with, or by drugs or whatever else you want.
Isn’t Socialism/Communism just great??!
I need to go stock up on food & ammo… It’s getting really weird out there. ~ Dan Lee
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